Ferrari Fires Formula One pit crew

The Ferrari Formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Glasgow. The decision to hire them followed a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Govan and Possilpark areas of Glasgow were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.

Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari
management which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour.

As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari thought they had the advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the first practice session, the Govan & Possilpark pit crew successfully changed the tyres in less than 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of WKD Irn Bru, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

You had me going Bob!!! That is too funny!!!


JL

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[full house]

Originally Posted by Bob McGrew (Bob_mcgrew)

what it is Bob?
its going here http://www.ferrari-talk.com/. what do you guys want to show?

[Michael]

LOL .. too funny Bob. I was goin' for it for a moment there ! Too, too funny !

[evelution75]

lol I started reading this like "WHAT?!" that would be crazy if Ferrari decided to pull a move like that. I hope massa can pull something out the ol ferrari bag this year.